Hi all I’m a web designer and I need a quote, what I need is between 4-500 trees all randomly placed at your approval, in an area that could easily be changed and I have not chosen a place but I would like you to advise me on the best place to have trees and also carry out the rest of my life an live. Anything that you come to a decision with, I must be able to override at anytime without warning.

I like trees that are tall and strong but I also need colours to add some life and warmth to my lifestyle, I personally like big 100 year old strong firm trees but my wife likes orchids and roses, so they have to be added too. I would like a water feature that does not take up too much space, but I would like to learn how to wake-board and ski so that would be a plus. I need some animals in the area but I hate bugs so make sure that I never see a bug in my life ok.

Some of the trees have to have the main stalk of the tree flush with the house, but I do not want any roots to affect the ground or leafs in my gutters, the body of the tree must be flush with the house but I want it to cause absolutely no damage to any structural settings. I want all the trees to be as tall as the tallest trees in the world but I also want to be able to look at the wonderful view of the valley around the area of choice. I also need some trees and plants to come out of a veranda at the back, that over look a valley or lake or beach, (this is up to you) , but I do not want the trees to break any structural laying, I just want them to be there and it be nice to look at.

I would also like the latest in technology, all the latest ideas and environmental standards to be implemented, but I do not want any trucks or machinery to set ground on my land.

As I am a web designer so, I am willing to work with you, but I would like to spend as less as possible on this project and I would also like to be able to cut back on features that I do not need. I need everything I have asked for and need it as soon as possible. This is just a quote and I would like to see the work before I pay for anything, as I’m not sure if I even need this.

Thanks and I know how much you must like the freedom to do what you love, it’s probably rarely that you get the opportunity to do what you love so do your best but I must have the final say.

I am also thinking that maybe I should live on a boat or in the air what are you opinions on this?

A very interesting request you have posed, DSTAR.

I think your idea of living in the sky would be a good start. Your list of requirements is, IMO, nearly impossible. Or perhaps you could consider buying Yellowstone Park or Yosemite. They probably come as close to your needs as any place I know of.

Good luck with your project. Let us know if it works out, and we’ll all be glad to come to your house-warming party.


theArborist